Dear Santa, I want this.

Dear Santa,

I know I haven’t written in awhile but thanks for the Grease Soundtrack LP  you gave me back in 1980. I don’t have it anymore, my brother (look on the naughty  list) tossed it into the neighbors yard that summer.  I have enjoyed most of the presents you have given me since then- not sure what the message was when you gave me that typewriter instead of the Barbie salon I asked for but I suppose you did me a favor, since I liked to write and honestly I never could identify with Barbie and her bitchy friends anyway. But this year Santa I am calling in a solid. You know I have been super good this year. I have been clocking in some major niceness on the subway and I have never eaten so much broccoli. I guess what I am getting at here Santa is, I found something that would change the way I lead my life and I want it, I want it real bad. It’s called the Lap Dawg and its like the  Transformers of portable laptop desks.  It changes into a variety of  lap desks to accommodate your every need.  The Lap Dawg can be made into a bed desk, a tv tray, a laptop stand, a breakfast tray- the list is endless. And its sturdy, it can hold up to  26.5 lbs  (according to its website) but weighs less than 6lbs. It’s portable so I can take it from the living room to the bedroom with no problem. And easy to use, the push button legs can be manipulated into any angle you find comfortable. So if you want to use it as a stand you flip the legs down- a bed desk, you fold them back up. No fumbling, no adding or subtracting pieces its one complete, compact unit. So please Santa, please get me the LapDawg this year. Let this be the year I toss my “pillow underneath a book” lap desk! Thanks, Santa-you rule.

Your friend,

M.U.L.