10 Anti-Valentine’s Day Gifts

February 12, 2009 Tracy product reviews 7 comments

We hate Valentine’s Day! Yes, we’re bitter and we’re not afraid to show it. If valentines day leaves a nasty taste in your mouth as well, check out these perfectly disagreeable gifts for you or an unloved one.

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A cute angry fuck you bag.

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Just tell the Devil made you do it. Black roses in a devil vase.

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Love Sucks Upcycled Gift Box from Etsy user WarmFuzzyColdPrickly.

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Show Cupid who’s boss and whack ‘em, Sopranos style! From Etsy designer worthysoycandles, we give you the “I defy you, heartman!” purse.

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The Poison Pen Letter Writing Set. Let your unloved one really know how you feel.

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The Broken Heart Knife Block. Better than being shot through the heart?

Your man not treating you right? Get yourself a Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll and straighten him out!

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The Broken Heart Robot can help put you on the mend.

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The UnWedding Ring!

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How about a nice “I hate you!” poster with a cute and cuddly bunny?

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Tracy Fay is the Editor in Chief of Modern Urban Living. One day, she'll be a filthy rich, obnoxiously pretentious, curator of modern wares. She'll reside in her ultra glamorous European flat with her sweet, but no nonsense maid, and her fabulously gay assistant. Until then, she manages and writes this blog from a small tenement building in the East Village of NYC, which is also home to one very spoiled cat.

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7 thoughts on “10 Anti-Valentine’s Day Gifts”

Mikkel February 13, 2009 at 8:37 am -

Ha ha ha, this almost makes me want to buy something for this commercial ‘holiday’……I’ll be spending my Valentine’s day taking care of my 4 year old nephew, no romantic candlelit dinners for this guy!!
Nina February 13, 2009 at 10:43 am -

Hahahah, those are hilarious! I’ve got to say, the bunny is my favorite.

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Gail February 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm -

These gifts are awesome! Thankd Tracy, and Happy Valloween!

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Art February 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm -

totally great. I feel so like that sometimes
any April 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm -

hahahha greaaaaat !! the bunny is the best

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wont tell it! May 19, 2011 at 10:12 am -

NICE! but… MAKE MORE! MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!
Joyce at I Take Off The Mask March 27, 2012 at 3:13 am -

Haha, nice list! I should have bought one for myself last Valentine’s Day.

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